JTanczos

JTanczos reminds me of a dragon. Not your every day “Rawr! *fiar!* ohnoesrun!” type dragon, though. Allow me to explain.
I woke up from a dream one night, looking up at the dark ceiling. Then house was quiet; it seemed that no one was home. I fancied a walk, so I dressed, put on some boots [...]

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The Epic Battle and Journey of Born_Acorn

There was a Born_Acorn who fought to the death,
With his alter-Born_Acorn, to their last breath.
All through the day, and all through the night,
They did kick, and they did bite.
 
“That’s it!” said Born_Acorn
“These conversations are through!”
“Nuh-uh” said Born_Acorn,
As he threw some sheep poo.
 
“What would it take, for you to leave me be?”
Said Born_Acorn, deflecting fetid debris.
“A [...]

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orudge

Orudge, the SROTU, reminds me of… an Interpol agent. I have this fixed image in my mind of orudge grabbing someone’s arm, twisting it around to his victim’s back and slamming him against a wall, all inside an interrogation room (you know, one of those with the one-way-see mirror, and the metal table and chairs [...]

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GoneWacko

GoneWacko reminds me of a vampire. Granted, the name itself (GoneWacko) is not a very vampiric name, but run with me on this one.
I saw GoneWacko’s picture on TT-Forums and I couldn’t help but think how good GoneWacko would look with long fangs. And then I wondered, what if GoneWacko was not really who he [...]

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Lewis

Lewis reminds me of a CIA agent. I’ll tell you why.
How often do you find an amazingly sweet, sincere, down to earth, quirky and decent guy on the internet? NEVAR. Most of the guys I’ve met on the internet usually hide their professions, their family lives, their tastes and distastes, etc. But not Lewis. I [...]

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Wallyweb

Wallyweb is, I think, one of the most interesting of #tycooners. He remains aloof, never giving much personal information (except for every once in a while, when the ocassion calls for a smidgeon of personal info) and only in humorous ocassions does he offer any real insight of what he’s thinking. Wallyweb reminds me [...]

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Lobster

Lobster reminds me of a Viking. He reminds me of a very tall and buff Norse warrior with a great big horned helmet, which has a gold-gilded nose piece coming down. (MY GRILL LET ME SHOW YOU IT LAWL)
Lobster is just hopping off his Viking Trireme ship-thing and stepping onto a sandy and pebbly beach. [...]

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RPharazon

Sometimes RPharazon reminds me of a rather portly and old Englishman (maybe even a retired Knight) who sits in his room smoking pure tobacco (or so he says it is) and reading a very old book in leather binding with various words written around the margins. From this angle, one can’t really see what these [...]

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