He did it. My boss did it.
He comes in this morning, somewhat hyper (as Thursday paydays tend to be for him, cause he’s worrying about all the checks he has to sign, and whatnot), and he starts in on his lame jokes.
First he complains about why the price of copper is going up. While talking to one of his vendors he says “It must be one of those stupid… um… Wall Street.. people…”
What??
Then he calls another vendor, and leaves a voice message. Apparently, this vendor is 10% high in the price they gave my boss.
He goes “Why are they trying to sell so high? Everyone’s selling at $XX and those guys want to sell at $XXX? What are they… PMSing.. today?” And, what makes this worse than lame, is that he leaves this message on a *woman’s* voicemail. The vendor’s rep is female. If *she’s* PMSing, he’s in for the chew-out of his life.
*facepalm*
And he’s also doing the walking around with his headset on, yelling into said headset, with customers around… I’m trying to make myself as little and unrecognizable as possible.
Ugh… Embarrassing….
I’m trying to keep an eye on the phone lines, though, and see if I can catch him pretending to talk to someone. Hehehe…. >:3