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wiggle

Pronunciation: 'wi-g&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): wig·gled; wig·gling /-g(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English wiglen, from or akin to Middle Dutch or Middle Low German wiggelen to totter; akin to Old English wegan to move — more at WAY
intransitive verb
1 : to move to and fro with quick jerky or shaking motions : JIGGLE
2 : to proceed with or as if with twisting and turning movements : WRIGGLE
transitive verb : to cause to wiggle

As far as www.m-w.com knows, above is the definition of a wiggle. I’ve never really accepted the first definition. Rather, I wiggle in the way a fish would. Not to and fro, but side to side, starting at the shoulders, and ending at the bum. The most fun way to wiggle is usually standing up, but, due to my profession, I tend to wiggle while sitting.

Hallo! I’m Azarel.

To #tycooners, MSNers and Yahoo!ers:

Yes, I’m not really 17. Rather, I’m turning 20 this year’s Oct. 14th. There is a very good reason why I lied about my age:

Fist of all, all other channels I had been to always asked the infamous a/s/l. HAET. VERY MUCH HAETSTABINTHEFACEIWTHABISCOTTI. I had previous bad experiences with MySpace, and even FaceBook. It came close to being in a victim-stalker situation (in which I was the victim, mind you), and so I decided to constantly lie about my age. Decent people tend to bugger off (like David, Jakov, Marow, astath, DanMack, JTanczos, etc) and be decent towards a minor, while indecent people (NO NAMES YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) decide to pursue even a minor. That is an easy way to filter the /ignore and BLOCK contacts, keep the good contacts, and not insult anyone in the process. At any rate, I apologize to anyone I may have offended with my lie, and I hope very much no one hates me for it.

Now that that is out of the way, I can properly introduce myself:

I grew up in various sections of coastal sections of Southern California (Cali girl, yesh ^.^ )

And that’s about as much information as I feel safe giving. I’ve not lied about anything, other than my age. I do still work at Electric Supply Connection, Inc. And I really am a Senior Bids and Projects Coordinator there.

Anyway, the purpose of this blog is more or less… Wiggulations ^.^ See, when I am sad. I wiggle. When I am passing “tribulations” I wiggle and make them… careful now, don’t hurt yourself processing it…. WIGGULATIONS.

I tend to try and cheer myself up with various subjects. Playing music, reading books, talking with my boyfriend, chatting with my sister and little brother, and lots of other stuff. I try and keep a bright outlook on life. I like cheering myself up, by cheering up others, sharing with them the truth that life really is what you make it (more on that later) and that if you make it cheerful, you *will* be cheerful.

Lately, however, things have been getting me down. Down to the point where I become like others, and simply wallow in self pity, self mutilation, and despair. It’s not something I usually do, but life can be so difficult… So completely forlorn at times, one does wonder what purpose one has in a world so torn, destroyed and lonely. But there is always a bright side to every tribulation. . . .

-Rel

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/tribulation